The Deadliest Rabbits or Bunnies in Movie History!

Rabbits….. Some consider them the cutest animals in the world, but there are those of us that know better! Film directors and producers have helped bring the true identity of the rabbit to our screens. No longer should they be referred to as “Bunnies” but more as “Evil, Vicious, usually Carnivorous, and Amazingly Deadly”!

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The day of the cutie bun bun is over (Yes I do know someone that refers to their demonic creature as such).

I have been good enough to bring to you all the films that depict these monsters in their true form and of course the deadliest of all the bunny monsters in each one! I have also added your survival chances against these rabbits, as well as their most noted attacks!

The Deadly Bunny List – By Film:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

First and foremost it must be mentioned that this is one of the greatest films of all time. Not only does it have everything, it also helps to show people what the evil bunny can sometimes be capable of. The Dread Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog* is one of incredible skill and movement speed! Most notably known for its ability to fly through the air rip the throats out of its victims! This bunny is malicious and shows no mercy, a great start to the list of deadly bunnies, it even makes no effort to communicate before attacking!

Top Quote – Tim “It’s just a harmless little bunny!”

Chance of Survival 10%
Most Notable Attack: The Vorpal Throat Ripper
*The rabbit was killed, but there may be another one lurking elsewhere – You can never be too careful*

Watership Down!

Some of the deadliest rabbits around, and they are smart too, first they fool you into thinking that they don’t know the difference between a carrot or a twirling baton, then DESTROY YOU! The main evil bunny here is General Woundwort*. Although he takes a different approach, destroying the weaker bunnies to make way for his power and forces! OMG they even communicate, have detailed plans and have conferences! This bunch of evil bunnies is likely to take over the world, after they have ploughed through their own kind first! This rabbit was also described in the film as the largest ever seen, but we may have something to say about that later on!

Top Quote – Blackberry “Men have always hated us” DAMN RIGHT you weird talking bunny!

Chance of Survival 35%
Most Notable Attack: Rage Swipe / Swarm
*He also died… But his troop lives on, if they all attack; the Human Race chance of Survival = 0%*

Night of the Lepus!

The unfortunate cause of human experimentation on rabbits. Why do we experiment on animals that are already evil, instead of extinguishing them, we like to make them more horrible! The main evil bunny in this is the one that escapes the testing facility and begins breeding, his name was Thumper*. OMFG what happens when you conduct hormone testing on bunnies? You get GIANT KILLER RABBITS, when I say giant I mean humongous! These rabbits then turned on their creators and the town that produced them killing as many people as possible.

Top Quote – Officer Lopez “Attention! Attention! Ladies and gentleman, attention! There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need you help!”

Chance of Survival 20%
Most Notable Attack: Bunny Stomp!
*Ummm, most of the bunnies were fried, but it is believed one or two survived!*

So these are the foul creatures in their true forms, remember to watch out for the Giant Rabbits and the crazy Vorpal rabbit. Remember to steer clear, and avoid the evil bunny at all costs.

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