I was just reading over at FuelMyBlog a post by KevinD called the Friday Five, with five questions to answer, so, I thought I would answer them, so here they are:

1. What is your best joke?
   What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud…
2. If you were a character in the Muppet Show which one would you be?
   Miss Piggy (Hi YA!!!)
3. Do you brush your teeth before bed?
   Always!
4. Would you employ Daddy Papersurfer?
   Only if he shared his bottle of gin! 
5. When was (if applicable) the last time you lied about your age?
   Now that would be last week when I told a friend I was 30, when really I’m 31, (or am I or am I lying now….)