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lobsterIt’s quite amazing how many “lobsters” you see out on the beach and roads when the sun comes out!

No I don’t mean the one pictured, I mean, those type of people that sunburn to a lobster colour!

Living so near to the beach and during half term for the kids or when the main holiday seasons start, there are some truly terrifying sites to be seen when driving up the local coast road, past all the holiday camps, yes I know people have to go on holiday, but surely they should take care of their skin or even dress in a suitable manner.

Usually all you can see as you drive along are a wash of middle aged men in a pair of shorts only, with a HUGE belly hanging out of the the top of the shirts and as red as a “lobster” usually in toe with 4-5 kids which look like they were born one every 10-11 months and a wife that is so skinny and chain smoking while pushing a buggy along.

I mean, come on, just because you’ve gone on holiday do you have to show off your blubber to everyone, or do they do that at home as well, hmmm maybe.

Yes, I know before anyone starts that this is normal in the UK for the “lobsters” to roam the streets, with stacks of kids in toe, but YUCK!!!

There would of been a photo, but I politely asked a man if I could take his photo for a local blog which I write, this one and he replied “R A Our Kid, if you give us a tenner you can ‘ave me kids”, shivers went down my spine at this point and I replied, “If your children are only worth £10 to you then what is the world coming to!” at which point he pulled out a can of Tennants larger from his childs changing bag and walked off, seriously, what is the world coming to.

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It’s been one of those days today, for starters it’s done nothing but rain all day, got soaked this morning running to the car to get to work and then in turn got soaked once I’d got to work!

Then it all happened again on the way home, got soaked getting to the car from work and soaked getting into the house after work, also on the way home I was amazed how many people don’t have their lights on when driving in really bad weather, it really helps to see other people if they have their lights, some people have no idea.

On the way home I have to drive down a narrow lane and just my luck it was flooded, the water came right up to the bottom of my doors, lucky the water never came in!

Anywho, that’s my rant over, hhmm, strangely feel better after that ;)

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